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Lovino x Reader- Poker

Deviation Actions

Published: Jun 13, 2013

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Warning!: Some curse words in Italian (It's Romano after all~!) , so if you do not approve of cursing, then don't pull up Google Translate. Enjoy~
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"Che cosa?! Niente da fare!" Lovino shouted at you, crossing his arms stubbornly over his chest.

You grinned, tilting your head to the side,"Oh c'mon, Lovi-"

"STOP-A CALLING ME-A THAT, RAGAZZA!"

"-I mean I already called Toni-"

"WHAT?!"

"-Feliks, Gilbert, Francis and Toris over!"

"È stupida donna! Tutto quello che mai fare è non ascoltare le mie regole e mi fanno miserabile! Vuoi farmi buttare fuori?! Perché avrei sicuramente piace fare così!-" he shouted, starting to scream unpleasant words in Italian.

You just ignored it, knowing that to get him to play strip poker was a dangerous deal with the devil. But, all the same, Lovino was your best friend since high school and now you were both 22 year old adults. You couldn't stand finding your own home, so the Vargas brothers were kind enough to share one of the bedrooms in their large house hold. You snapped out your thoughts when you heard a knocking on the door.

"Oh! It's probably the guys!" you said, hoping up from your seat on the couch.

Lovino beat you there though, as he was blocking you from the door,"No, ragazza, I'm not letting you open that door."

"Oh c'mon, Lovino, you never have fun with your friends-" you tried to step around Lovino, but he blocked your way again.

The doorbell was ringing multiple times and you heard an obnoxious Prussian banging on the door.

"Smettere violentando la mia porta!" Lovino shouted.

You tried to leap over him for some reason, but obviously that didn't work and you were now practically draping your self on his strong shoulder. Your fingers barely brushed against the door nob when Lovino wrapped his arm around your waist and carried you away from it.

"COME IN!!!" you shouted, but Lovino put his hand over your mouth, and you slobbered all over it.

"EW, IDIOTA RAGAZZA!" he shouted at you.

Gilbert threw the door open and walked inside,"Vhat zhe he-?"

"HELP ME CONTAIN THIS WILD BEAST!" you shouted.

Toni grinned and grabbed the now cursing Italian's arms and held him back while you went to find a deck of cards. You came back to see the Spaniard holding an angry Italian on a chair. You grinned and started shuffling the cards.

~Time Skip.....Oh my.~

You slammed your hands in anger, the damned Prussian ratter you out!

"Gilbert, I WILL get you!" you said angrily.

Things were going smoothly so far. Francis was almost completely stripped naked, Feliks was wearing his shirt but had to take off his skirt, Toris had taken off his boxers and still had his shirt on, you had taken off your shirt and now had to take off your pants, Lovino was in his tomato boxers, Gilbert was completely naked, and Toni seemed to be the only one with his clothes on, the cheeky Mexican!

Gilbert smirked at your laced (f/c) panties,"Oh shut up, you stupid albino!"

He held up his hands in a defensive posture, still smirking like the annoying jerk he was. Your eyes traveled over to Lovino as you sat back down, you saw something under his arm, you squinted to try to see it better, it's not what you think it is.....is it?......That retched tomato-loving JERK! You bolted up from your seat again and pulled a queen from under Lovino's arm.

"YOU CHEATER! YOU COST ME MY SHIRT YOU JERK!" you shouted.

Lovino looked up at you, surprisingly scared by your furious aura,"Ehe, now, c-calm down, ragazza! We can work this out!"

Your eye twitched,"Haha!"

Everyone in the room looked at you with a concerned, creeped out look.

"Hahahaha! I'm going to kill you!" you said in a cheery voice, suddenly bringing a knife out of...Oh Lord I don't wanna know anymore...and advancing on the young Italian.

"CH-CHIGI!" he screamed.

"Ah, jeune amour~" Francis said.

"Like, _____, hon, that's like, bad for your pours." Feliks said, casually looking at his nails, even though you weren't listening.

"Well, amigos, why don't we accept this was a good game and call it a day?" Toni said, standing up and putting the cards away.

Everyone agreed and started calling it quits, just sitting there watching you cling to Lovino's back while you both fought over the knife.